i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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