I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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