Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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