I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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