I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Just pee around me
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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