Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
What a dumb baby whore.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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