Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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