Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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