I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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