she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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