i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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