either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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