I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
All the doctor said was why
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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