He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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