So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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