Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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