Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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