definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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