Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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