thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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