I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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