I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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