Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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