You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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