I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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