Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
If I die, sorry about rent.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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