why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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