Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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