**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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