nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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go home
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
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I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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