You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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