Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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I just had sex on a roof
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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