she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Bang-toberfest begins!!
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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