Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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