walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
