i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
