you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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