just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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