I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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