yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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