You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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