I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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