You're a womanizer and a bitch.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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