By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
