everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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Have you been drinking my beer?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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