officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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