So drunk its hurt
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Houston, we have a squirter
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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