i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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