It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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