Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i will never coherently bang her
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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