"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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