too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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