The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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