she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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