I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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