Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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